Old Janx Spirit

Taken from gnulfy:

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now (even if we don't speak often or ever) please post a comment with a completely made up, fictional memory of you and me.

It can be anything you want - good or bad - but it has to be fake.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph in your LJ and see what your friends come up with.

=frankfurterisch: Oh, ein Ei!







Das hat vielleicht gedauert. Aber jetzt hab ich auch eins! Zwei! Drei!! Let's make an omelette!
Browsergames - my other addiction.

How lovely to have a new obsession fandom. I'm gobbling up stories like crazy and I have finally begun drawing again after two years of... what's the graphic designer's equivalent to writer's block? Drawers block? Anyway, I'm over it now, it seems. YAY!

My favourite fanfic so far is ariastar 's Virtual Season 4, a terrific, funny, exciting and totally believable A/U that I would much rather see on TV: The Master doesn't die, the Doctor actually keeps him on the TARDIS, and of course the Master is hell-bent on driving his old enemy batshit insane. But then some unknown villain turns the Master human, with no memories of who he really is, and that's just hilarious.
Think Jack Lemmon and Walther Matthau in space, just a hell of a lot sexier. *grin* I can only recommend it, it's here: dwseason4 

Anyway, here's my fanart to this fanfic: Dr. Who, Virtual Season 4, Chapter "Harry and the Doctor"
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I'm on vacation in Berlin and my friends just introduced me to Dr. Who. Showed me a few episodes: Human Nature, the one with the school, Utopia, The Sound of Drums, Last of the Time Lords and...

What can I say. I'm in love.

Yes, Jack is hot, but the Doctor, played by David Tennant, he's...(sigh)... he's just my type. Pretty face, eyes big as saucers, crazy-wavy-spiky hair, looks good in old-fashioned suits, delicate hands, lovely smile, affectionate, warm, bouncy, chaotic and a little strange. Alright, make that a lot. Too tall for me, but who cares. WANT! ;-)
It's nice to feel that dizzy, bouncy, happy I'm-having-a-crush thing again. Thought I was getting too old for this. Guess I was wrong.

(Looks left and right, making sure no one's watching)

"Squee."



Oh dear, another David. Just what I need.
:-)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))


And that phone call with the master was hardcore porn.

I had a good time with some friends at the theatre,
listening to old French chansons, eating good food and
drinking way too much champagne. Life is good.

Happy New Year to everybody!
Janxie

I did it - I got my Dixon butterfly net out again, went to amazon and ordered the Robin Hood series with David as Prince(ss) John and Paul Darrow as Notty. How could I not, after seeing those (drool) screencaps
made by count_nickula. Can't wait... *bounce bounce*

Arthur and Ford!


While cleaning out my old videos, I found this scrap of an old TV-program, back when Hitchhiker first was shown in Germany, back in 1984...or was it 85? Aren't they cute? Especially the guy on the right?

I think I'm falling in love all over again... :-)


PENGUIN! WHERE'S YOUR TIME MACHINE???
Although meeting my fifteen-year-old self might be somewhat embarrassing.

So the football WM has finally started. Went to the city center to join the fun.
Don't care much for football really ('cept checking out the legs of the players of course ;-b) but it's great having so many different people here, from all nations, many dressed up in costumes, dancing in the streets...

oh dear, Germany has won 4:2, our guys will go crazy. I hope they behave...

Being crushed in a S-Bahn full of drunk footie-fans is a bit frightening.
And that stupid pimpled pissed kid over there keeps shouting at some English blokes that they get a thrashing next... he meant football-wise, and hopefully they don't understand German but still - charming. That's the way to treat our guests. As if our reputation wasn't bad enough already. Oh well...

Maybe I should go on holiday until the WM is over. It would be so peaceful, no matter where I went. All the nutters are here. ;-)

I poured apple tea into my keyboard. Without sugar, but it's still fucked the thing completetly! *HEADDESK!* I'm writing this from a friend's computer, just in case anyone wonders where the ƒ√¢≤ I am. I hope I can borrow a spare keyboard from a coworker and be back soon.
*writes on chalkboard* Tea and computers don't mix. Food and computers don't mix. Strawberry flavoured massage oil and Ford... never mind.

janxspirit will have to write:

I will not ask other people embarrassing questions like whether or not they have ever starred in a porno

'What will you have to write on the chalk board?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Hehe... copies for the dixonites are being made as I write this. *bounces happily* I feel like a treasure hunter who found a rare gem, silly as it sounds. I mean, the film itself is reeeally awful, but it's fun to see so much of David... GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER, I meant seeing him at work, for more than the usual blink-and-you've missed him guest appearance, not what you think...

Here be drag- uh, SPOILERS! ( Read more... )I must say I like the way David plays this nerd. Sweet and shy and just a little creepy. You wouldn't believe this is the same guy who played that outrageously camp Ariel in the Tempest. All in all, good fun for 1 Euro on ebay. ;-) This thing is deleted, out of print, so I don't think I'm comitting a crime when I share it with the other obsess... with my friends. Shout if you want one, dearies.

EEEEP! Anyone who tries to milk me gets eaten alive!! Stolen from our new girl busangane

Book meme
Pinched from nicodeimus who pinched it from elfinessy

1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions.
5. Don't search around and look for the coolest book you can find. Do what's actually next to you.

Sie piepst, als hätte sie ihre Beute ausgemacht, und ändert ihre Richtung.

And it's that... uh... adult thingy from 1974. *thud*

http://cgi.ebay.de/ESCORT-GIRLS-Very-rare-70s-British-movie-Salvation_W0QQitemZ6474999316QQcategoryZ30144QQssPageNameZWD2VQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Unfortunately I won't be anywhere near a computer when the auction ends .
Dear fellow Dixonites, if you are home Sunday evening at 8.20 pm, please make sure one of us gets it !

(OMG, I can't believe I'm bidding on this. What 20 years old crushes can do to a person's brain...
*snort*
I don't care! Go on, call the guys with the straighjackets. Bwahahaha!)

P.S.: If I get it, of course there will be copies for everyone. Since the thing is deleted, I don't think I would commit a crime, (or would I ?!?!)

I'm a baaad girl, spank me!

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	High
Level 2 (Lustful)	Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Low
Level 7 (Violent)	Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	Moderate

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

That's what too much drooling over cute actors does to you. But Helen of Troy and Cleopatra are good company, I guess. Hey girls, fancy some slash?

Finally got that episode of The Sweeney David is in: "Big Brother"! And I was right - he _is_ the little brother in this one, and a nasty little bastard, too! Robbed some guys with a suitcase full of money,blinding one of them...ts ts... not nice. Named Andy Deacon, 19 years old. (I wish I knew how old David was back then, can't have been much older)

Then he gets arrested by the police, but won't tell them anything. The main character is just about to get a little rough with him (snigger snigger), but a colleague stops him just in time. During the interrogation, David suddenly collapses in a dead faint - very dramatic! (grin) Everyone believes the main character hit him, and now the gangster Phil Deacon is after the cop, for beating up his little brother. Later we see Andy unconscious in hospital with a tube stuck up his nose, several broken bones and bruises minus one kidney. Poor baby. Big Brother is furious, hunts cop, cop tries to find whoever really beat the kid up.

It turned out to be a jealous boyfriend of a girl Andy had spent the night with, who gave him the thrashing. Andy, trying to be a tough guy, swallowed a box of painkillers, washed them down with a bottle of Scotch and pretended nothing is wrong.(So that's why he had that goofy grin on his face ;-)) While the cops were questioning him, the drugs and the booze wore off, and he just folded up. That's what he tells his brother when he comes to, so Big Brother won't kill the cop. End of Story.

Liked the thing, but I admit I fast-forwarded a lot of it. Liked David as a baddie. ;-) You know I have this theory that somhow dear old David managed to upset the costume lady in almost every production he's ever been in. They all seem to hate him: Ford got the clashing colours and patterns, in "A Touch of Frost" they stick him in a salmon pink suit two sizes too big for him, and I can't imagine what he did to the costume lady in The Tempest, who left him with nothing but a tiny, skimpy flesh-coloured thong, barely enough to avoid a lawsuit for indecent exposure. (Not that I'm complaining...giggle) However, this one seemed to like him. That suit actually fit, and looked très chic. (pounce, molest)

I could drool a bit longer, but it's late, and I need to get some sleep. (Fat chance, after a Dixon-overdose... Tempest, Frost & Sweeney. More Dixon drooling later, girls!
Happy New Year!

Today seems to be my Ford day. Went to visit my parents, and my Dad (the only PC / internet enthusiast in our family) told me he has found an item on that list I gave him (the IMDB-list with David Dixon's guest appearances). He is currently downloading an episode of "The Sweeney", called "Big Brother" where David plays a guy called Andy Deacon. I'm taking bets he's the "little brother" in this one. ;-)))) Usually my dad's into opera, but he kindly agreed to look for David while he's "filesharing". Dearest Dad - I have to get him something really nice for Christmas - or before. Can't wait to see the ep....


This is sooo fangirly and stupid but I had to do it - they come back into fashion and nobody at work will have a clue anyway - I bought myself an argyle jumper.

Almost but not quite entirely unlike Ford's. However, I resisted the urge to buy a striped jacket to not go with it! Go me! ;-)


And when I came home and checked my LJ, our Queen of Caps, dear eh eh ehh posted a link to tons and tons of pictures from Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy TV-Series, the South Bank Show where Simon and David play Arthur and Ford again, 12 years later (they still look absolutely gorgeous!) and an ep of "Tutti Frutti" where David played a ... what... an evil dentist? ;-) You can find the link in the comments on my last entry. The piccies absolutely wonderful. And David has the most beautiful smile... (sigh)...
Never thought I'd say this, but it's great, feeling like fifteen again! (Looks left, looks right, makes sure no one's watching) SQUEEEEEE! ;-))))

:-) http://www.rabid.oneuk.com/daviddixon/

especially when it's successful. Damn that elusive actor! If only he wasn't so cute... ;-) My latest catch on ebay is a BBC costume drama I wouldn't be caught dead watching if he wasn't in it... my mother loves them though, but her english isn't so good... anyway, it's called "A Horseman riding by" and it's about a young soldier who comes home from war, buys a big castle and tries to be friends with his neighbors, who all think he's a bloody stupid snob at first, but then they get to like him. Bo-ring! Its from 1978 and it's full of kitschy people in long dresses, and I suffered through the first two DVDs, growing frustrated because it was two hours and I still hadn't seen hide nor hair of David. Finally in the 1914 episode, there he was. SPOILER He only has one scene, but a damn good one. He's taking on a whole pub full of war-crazy idiots, telling them how stupid they are. The barkeep throws him out and threatens to never serve him again. Later in the 1915 ep. he helps decorating the church (he's playing the parson's son btw.) and I can't quite remember what they were talking about, because I Was too busy admiring David's slim waist and nice hands , fiddling with the decorations. :drool: There's nothing sexier than a fine pair of hands. ;-) Then he was standing on a ladder in the background w while the squire's wife and another bloke were talking in front, and I wanted to shoo the guy out of the way because he was blocking the view on David's backside. ;-) Apparently he's the only pacifist i the village, and they are giving him a hard time. They try to make him work on a farm, but he's not very good at it and gets sacked by his own father-in-law. Unfortunately we don't get to see this, they just talk about it. Then we see him stumbling into the bar, drunkenly leaning on a friend, to tell them he's going to France as an ambulance driver, and that's the last we see of him. A year later his father the parson reads a letter from Keith from the front, very touching (sniffle). After the sermon, Mrs. Squire asks him "He's dead, isn't he?" Parson nods, Mrs Squire: "I shall never forget him." No doubt, neither will I. SPOILER END Maybe I like kitschy BBC costume drama after all. Bummer. Don't tell anyone. ;-) ;-) ;-)

I can't believe it - a kind person managed to get my 'puter back online! Sort of... it still doesn't work the way it's supposed to be (emails...grrr), but I can surf the net, that's something! (sigh of relief) Now what was the first thing I did? That silly meme. I am such a geek! Share and enjoy.

Instant Arthur/Ford Slash story! by Janxspirit
In which book?	Before book 1Hitchhiker's Guide to the GalaxyThe Restaurant at the end of the UniverseLife, the Universe and EverythingSo long and thanks for all the FishMostly HarmlessAfter book 5
On which planet?	EarthPrehistoric EarthBetelgeuse 5MagratheaVogsphereGolgafrinchamUrsa MinorSantraginus VErotikon VIKrakafoonSiriusAldebaranFrogstarSquornshellous ZetaKrikkit
They get drunk on	Old Janx SpiritPangalactic Gargle BlasterBeerGin and TonicGynn'TnnyxGinaan-Tonnixsix pints of bitterArcturan Mega-GinWhiskeyfizzy water
and Ford steals	a bar of soap
from	Eccentrica Gallumbits
who's now after him to	shoot him.
Arthur has a: 50%
chance to save him by	paying a ransom,
but he blows it by	falling in love with Trillian.
He and Ford are	running as fast as they can. They
try desperately to	cheer Marvin up,
and finally	land on Squornshellous Zeta and put the mattresses to good use.
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